back in business baby
i am transferring to the fiction department. i am excited. please, please, please, ultimate ominpotent literary being wherever you are, don't let me fall out of love with writing.
also- awp! what's up! come to chicago i'll show you around! i need to stop with all the exclamation marks huh
1.16.2009
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congrats! you deserve it.
dan said you guys are friends because you guys are texting right now. so i'm going to say we should be mutual friends based on location only and him and i are going to be leading a rowdy bunch around the city for a.w.p.
I want to go to awp.
peter, how drunk were we last night. i said i wasn't hungover when i left the green house, but i think i am now. i think i'm going to tackle you into a snowbank tonight.
and lisa, awp is going to be "off the chain."
shit dan. it was the whiskey. it is always the whiskey. i'm thinking that was a nice starter for a.w.p. or something. maybe, but next time there will be more yelling and dancing and the hold steady will be playing in the background and underage boys and girls will be making out in public arenas. don't be hungover anymore. let's eat home fries and flirt with flo.
peter, we should turn awp into a freestyle rap festival instead of a boring old book festival where people wear glasses that aren't sweet sunglasses and highwater patns. then obviously a fightclub. we should listen to the first 8 or 9 songs on hello nasty on repeat for the rest of our lives starting at awp. tonight will be another round of awp training. i am going to wear my thug teeth.
lisa, this blog belongs to me and peter now.
"rangines" is what my retarded brother calls tangerines because he is retarded and three.
i'm glad you said hello nasty. do you think nate davis would come to awp with us? if he did, people would luv uz. geezus. how about the way he blew it in the last game, huh? and it's sick because guys like him can get a ghostwriter to write about their career. Have you ever seen Braveheart dan? that movie is fucking long. I took a nap, got off and read some guide to life and it's still playing.
man i can't wait for tonight. we should organize a book burning or something for awp, or maybe we could get sponsored by old milwaukee and wear jerseys.
aquatoi is obviously a dildo that has tiny perforations all along the shaft which emit small springs of water thus triggering a most satisfying effect.
thanks for using my blog area as a chat room
ha. awp. cool.
a book burning sounds appropriate. it would really get people excited about us as writers and earth-dwelling creatures.
we should make the goal of awp to get shoe deals with nike. we should host a slam dunk competition in your apartment and invite lebron james. does michael jordan still live in chicago? we should burn all of his books. i bet he has a hot wife.
and no, peter, i don't think nate davis will come to awp with us. he is too busy trying to bring his grades up this semester because he let them fall while he was running and throwing touchdowns and losing important games.
i've seen braveheart. more importantly, have you ever seen the rain?
manifest destiny, 2009.
"orsent" is what hobbits whisper into baby hobbits' ears instead of patting their backs to burp them.
i'm pretty sure michael jordan's wife left him a long time ago. however, he used to live right near where i went to high school. he had a huge tacky house with an even tackier white fence that had huge '23' on it. by tacky i mean so sexy and classy.
off the chain.
that is ridiculous. if i were a hot wife, i would never leave michael jordan. i would want to be the trophy wife of the space jam star forever. life is full of disappoints.
"scedingr" is the growl that escapes the earth as dragons eat unicorns during "the festival of i told you so" in which people say things like "i wonder who would win a fight between a dragon and a unicorn" and then they find out that it is always the dragon and they all go home happy and a little afraid, which is appropriate because they live in a world of dragons forever.
i don't blame him for leaving her
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-07/40754801.jpg
"wortsh" is the push-pull no pants activity that makes my relationship with dan bailey unique.
lisa, while you are at awp make sure to catch bonnie jo campbell, i know she's reading at least once, and she is awesome.
my word verification: "ihell" no joke.
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